cumsock

withflyingcolor asked:

What is your most embarrassing story?

radioheavy answered:

when i was in 5th grade the entire grade was on an overnight trip and we were split up and seated into circular groups for some stupid competition or something. i remember the camp counselors asking if anyone knew how to ‘moon walk’. i had never heard of michael jackson, but being a huge nerd and having seen documentary footage of neil armstrong, i shot my hand up into the air excitedly. i got up and stride-jump like i had seen in the films.

by the other childrens’ laughter i came to realize that this was not the correct moonwalk.