if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die